new and exciting reasons
to give me your money!
Uppercut styling powder:
A quick and easy way to bring lots of volume, texture and style to your otherwise lame ass hair! If you like your haircut but need a little extra razzle dazzle, just ask me to add some of this after your haircut to give it a shot for free. If you love it, buy a can, you bum!
An all in one shampoo, conditioner, and body wash. That’s like all of your current shower products all wrapped up in one premium whisky shaped bottle that you can never hope to get through TSA! The best quality about this product is by far the great smell it leaves on your skin. Since I started using this sweet tobacco scented product, my lady still ignores me completely but with far less justification for doing so.